Friday, May 25, 2012

I know I am home when...


...no matter what time I shower, my towel is always wet. 


...it is considered "normal" to act out a fish jumping in the ocean.


...I find myself sleeping in a room where at least 3 people are snoring.


...breaking out into random songs from musicals is how to make 16 hours in a car go by quickly.


...there is more than 3 brands of shampoo to choose from.


...I look into the fridge and there is more than 9 containers of left overs.


...there is at least one person (outside of my family,) in my house at all times. 


...the going rate to pay someone to do the dishes on "your day" is 2 dollars.


...at least 2 different rooms in the house are blasting music at all times.


...anything with more sugar than frosted flakes gets devoured within ten minutes of bringing it inside.



...you can't sneeze without someone immediately imitating it.


...the shower head doesn't whistle at you.


...Moshu Sheshu and Tumbly Bumblys are the only games worth playing.


...Finding Nemo is quoted in ridiculous amounts. 


...someone's body part is always injured.


...3 gallons of milk is bought every shopping trip.


...my personal bubble is thrown out the window.


...the majority of my clothing is worn by other people.


...going to the grocery store is considered a family field trip.


...the dog is considered the personal vacuum cleaner.


...it is socially excepted to pretend you are in the Avengers.


...someone is always doing something they aren't suppose to be doing.


...everyone aspires to become a ninja.


...having a personal item is a joke. 


...the hairs in my hairbrush aren't my own.


...someone is constantly either singing, humming, or whistling.


...I have to sharpie my initials on the insides of every sock I own.


...the above..(whatever that is?) is done quite often.


...I only consume 26% of any bag of candy I buy.


...the desire to have the car window rolled down requires 2 people and 3 suctions cups.


...the garage holds 19 lawn mowers. 


...being asked if my family is a day care is not unusual when hanging out with siblings and cousins. 


...it's impossible to be alone for longer than 10 minutes.


...someone is always laughing.


I know I am home when...I don't ever wanna leave.

In His Arms,
<3 D

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